Ladies and gentlemen of these United States and peoples of Earth everywhere, I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots. Many of you know me yet many of you may yet not understand why I am here.
For millions of years before Earth even supported life, Cybertron was home to the Transformers. I have seen Cybertron’s great golden age and I have led the Autobots through its second golden age. The Autobot’s battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons have brought us here to Earth long, long ago.
As the leader of the Autobots, I understand what it takes to truly lead a great group. Whether one of my charges can transform into a microscope or a little yellow economy car or into something truly useful like an ambulance or construction crane, I understand what needs to be done to stop what is wrong here and now. To fix what needs to be fixed. And though I am a leader, I pledge to follow Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator on this, his momentous journey to the White House.
 That is why I, Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, gladly accept Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator’s selection as his vice presidential running mate. And though it weighs heavily on my transformation circuits why I have been selected now, my logic processors dictate that I do accept this honor. I cannot turn my back on this great nation that has more or less accepted my kind with open arms. |
If you are a Decepticon or a Republicon, Megatron or Galvitron, Tripticon or a Neocon, a Democrat or a Ratbat, whether you are in the Green Party or just sporting a new green paint job, If you are a woman named Hillary or if you live near Mount St. Hilary, whether your name is McCain or you can transform into a train, if your name is Obama or if you put your toy of me in a diorama, you shall know this: I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots and I will not rest until this country is as great as it can be. Unless I die again, which I don’t plan on happening but one can never know. I figure that if I do die, somehow I’ll just come back at some point any way. Excuse me, my vocal circuits were rambling there for a moment.
In conclusion, all I can say is this: ask not what this country can do for an Autobot, ask what this Autobot can do for this country. I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots. I will transform America into the great nation it should be and roll out towards the future. Thank you and good night.
7 comments:
Boo boo, go back to Russia, you commie.
Ummm!
I thought only people born in America could become President.
If Superman and Arnie can't be VP then you can't too.
hey but I can if bein' cloned counts then again i think 18 is too young.
maybe there is a loop hole Koma
Glad to see the Prime standing up for what he believes in. What do you believe in again? Do you have a pastor giving you advice?
@Henchman432, thank you for your concerns, but I assure you that I am not from Russia.
@Captain Koma, I am now on my way to Washington because of that very notion.
@Kon-El, I am Optimus Prime and I assure you that I am over the age of 35.
@Hotstuff, I will not look for "loop holes" in the law, I will work with the law as I am programmed to do.
@Jimmy Jangles, I did at one point congregate with Reverend Lionel Preacherbot at the Temple of Robotology, but he has recently made some inflamitory comments and I have not returned there.
What's your thoughts on the oil spill?
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