I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots. What a day, Wheeljack and Ratchet were at it again today.
I found them in the Autobot lab fighting over a hydrospanner. They were practically slapping each other, I tell you.
  "Aw come on, Optimus," Wheeljack said. "I really need the hydrospanner for my top secret Dinobot project." |
"A top secret Dinobot Project, eh Wheeljack?" I replied. "That sounds very interesting. What is it?"
 "What? Dinobot project?" he answered. "I didn't say anything about a top secret Dinobot project. Besides, it's top secret." |
 "But Prime," Ratchet whined. "He keeps taking the tools when I'm trying to work here and he never puts them back." |
Unbelievable. Even little totbots are programmed with better sharing processes.
"Fine, then I shall choose how you two will share it," I concluded. "Wheeljack, you will get the hydrospanner on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Ratchet, you get it on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays."
Ratchet groaned and Wheeljack managed to sputter "What about Sundays?"
"On Sundays, I'll give the hydrospanner to Ironhide and he can do with it whatever he wants."
"What?" Wheeljack sputtered again.
"But he'll break it!" Ratchet added. "He's got back-end damages in his linkages."
"That is my decision," I crossed my arms. "Unless you two can think of a better way."
"We'll share it!" Wheeljack quickly said.
"Yeah, no problem," Ratchet added.
I tell you, it takes all my wisdom to lead this bunch. All of my wisdom and a lot of patience.
10 comments:
I have the same problem with my squadron, Optimus...you'd think that we'd never take down the Galactic Empire with all their bickering. At least Shiba's level-headed...
Back end damages in his linkages? Youch!
Steal another spanner from the Deceitfullcons.
Did you roll them out?
I could sell you a hydrospanner. I have plenty...
...W-Why do you tell these things? Berk, WE ARE DECEPTICONS!!! *just got finished watching 300, slightly good movie...they all died...except for that one...who needed to die too, but that's beside the point* Prime...get better comrades...honestly...I could give you Starscream if you want. ^____^
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